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[sketchthefuture]

mommys been teaching me how to use tha puter and intewebs

...does tha intewebs have spiders??

Comments

[das-yubel.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[pinkpowerpelvis.livejournal.com]

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

...

OH GOD THE INTERNET IS FULL OF SPIDERS!?

[nottomorrowgirl.livejournal.com]

No, the internet doesn't have spiders, Tomoko-chan.

...you should make sure your mother or an adult is around while you're online, okay?

[i-like-red.livejournal.com]

You like spiders ey?
They're pretty cool, aren't they?

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

Don't worry.

The Spiders are only a metaphor for the other weird things of the Internet. In general, you'll be just fine online as long as you listen to your mother's rules, like "don't reveal where you live" and "don't share any of the numbers you've been told to memorize" and the like.